Resplendent With Nonsense

Resplendent With Nonsense

hetawholockvengerstuck:

pantslesswrock:

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

NOSFERAPTI
hetawholockvengerstuck:

pantslesswrock:

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

NOSFERAPTI
hetawholockvengerstuck:

pantslesswrock:

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

NOSFERAPTI
hetawholockvengerstuck:

pantslesswrock:

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

NOSFERAPTI
hetawholockvengerstuck:

pantslesswrock:

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

NOSFERAPTI
hetawholockvengerstuck:

pantslesswrock:

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

NOSFERAPTI
hetawholockvengerstuck:

pantslesswrock:

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

NOSFERAPTI

hetawholockvengerstuck:

pantslesswrock:

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

NOSFERAPTI

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sailorscent:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

If you don’t know the story a quick recap: this girl carried her mattress around Columbia as she was raped in her own dorm room as protest until her rapist was expelled.
Two links: The original protest story and the NY cover story.

sailorscent:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

If you don’t know the story a quick recap: this girl carried her mattress around Columbia as she was raped in her own dorm room as protest until her rapist was expelled.

Two links: The original protest story and the NY cover story.

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

"Nice guys" finish last because they sit at the starting line and whine that nobody is willing to carry them to the end.

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rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

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monsieurdangereux:

Diana has no time for your sexist rhetoric.
Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman 05 // Ivan Cohen, marcusto

…and then she punches him with the arm she was just shot in.
monsieurdangereux:

Diana has no time for your sexist rhetoric.
Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman 05 // Ivan Cohen, marcusto

…and then she punches him with the arm she was just shot in.

monsieurdangereux:

Diana has no time for your sexist rhetoric.

Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman 05 // Ivan Cohen, marcusto

…and then she punches him with the arm she was just shot in.

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rainbowrites:

kaitlin-kelly:

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

#before the films came out this is what i thought it looked like #like his scar doesnt even look like a scar in the films or offish illustrations it looks like a scratch #i think its cool to imagine his scar being very conspicuous and deep idk (via parmachkai​)

I love this, the way it looks like his head was split open and then healed back jagged and wrong. Reminds me of how there’s a little bit of Voldemort’s soul hiding within that scar.
Also yeah, the movie scar just looks like a weird little ‘N’ scratched over his eyebrow. IT BUGGED ME SO MUCH

rainbowrites:

kaitlin-kelly:

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

parmachkai

I love this, the way it looks like his head was split open and then healed back jagged and wrong. Reminds me of how there’s a little bit of Voldemort’s soul hiding within that scar.

Also yeah, the movie scar just looks like a weird little ‘N’ scratched over his eyebrow. IT BUGGED ME SO MUCH

(via open-sketchbook)

Tabletop Moments that make me live for GMing:
Player #4: “My thothial trouble ith that I have a lithp.”
GM: “…You’re a shapeshifter.”
Player #2: “It’s psychosomatic, leave him alone!”

GM: “You aren’t paying attention while working with the bandsaw and accidentally slice your thumb off.”
Player #2: “Oops.” <— character was a Frankenstein
*later*
Player #4 *talking to bullied kid* “I gueth you don’t have a lot of friendth, huh?”
Player #2: “I throw my thumb at my brother’s head for being a dick.”

GM: “What class do you have next, [Player #4]?”
Player #4: “Communicathionth.”

GM: “You manage to wrench the locker open and find that Joel, one of the bullies you encountered this morning, has crammed himself inside and is weeping and rocking back and forth in the confined space. He seems to be terrified beyond words.”
Player #2: “I slam the locker shut.”

GM: “You open the stall door and see that the jock is being smothered by a horrifying black ooze monster dripping from a vent in the ceiling. It is covered in tentacles, eyes, and random teeth without order or semblance and it is disgusting beyond words.”
Player #1: “Oh hey, it’s my ex.”

Player #1: “I suplex the gym rope.”

Player #3: “Why are we even talking to this chick, she’s obviously not important.” *walks away* <—said NPC was actually the Big Bad of the game all along

Player #5: “I think I’m going to play some tricks on people before the showdown so I can charge up my powers a little bit.” *rolls maximum charge on the dice, is literally one step from turning into the next Big Bad* “Okay, I’m ready.”

GM: “You notice something bubbling or wriggling underneath the cheerleader’s uniform, just over her shoulder.”
Player #3: “Hey, I think your bra strap came loose.”

GM: “The eldritch-possessed cheerleaders…oh dammit.”
Player #2: “What?”
GM: “I was about to say ‘they throw themselves at [Player #5]’.”
Player #5: “I’m okay with that.”
GM: “The cheerleaders are going to dogpile…shit, I did it again.”
Player #5: “Still cool with it.”
GM: “The cheerleaders are going to punch you to death in the face. With their bare hands.”
Player #5: “Less okay with this.”

hannahblumenreich:

Every once in a while I see these two team up and it’s great. I want them to be best friends in a little-girl-slumber-party-friends kind of way. They would bond over things like crushes and hyphenated names. 

Sweet monkey godzilla christmas, Jen giving Peter advice on women while they hang out over coffee is a thing that direly needs to happen now.

hannahblumenreich:

Every once in a while I see these two team up and it’s great. I want them to be best friends in a little-girl-slumber-party-friends kind of way. They would bond over things like crushes and hyphenated names. 

Sweet monkey godzilla christmas, Jen giving Peter advice on women while they hang out over coffee is a thing that direly needs to happen now.

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mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.


"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE
mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.


"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE
mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.


"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

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